FHM Magazine

As promised by Jeremy Ong, here are the juicy details about Ms Fiona Ho. But because what you are about to read might be a teensy bit too sensational,

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Okay, lets start with a bit of background. The noodles in Vietnam are called Pho, something we found out when we went to this place called Pho 24. A couple of weeks after coming back from Vietnam, we discovered that Ms Fiona Ho labelled the back of her clip board with the word "FHO", which I suppose are her initials. Anyhow we pronounce it the same way as Pho, and call her that.

There were quite a number of FHO jokes. Like writing "Fhonetics Lesson" on the board before FHOs lesson. Or telling her that we "Fho-got to bring our book". So we said a lot of it in front of her. Other words include For and Four becoming Fho. She still doesn't get the joke, weeks and weeks on.

Then we wanted to take a picture of the FHO word on her clipboard. Then someone said that isn't an original work of art, and that we should steal the clipboard. Lolz :) We didn't steal it of course.

Today someone suggested that she should be the poster girl for Pho 24 noodles. And we talked about life-sized cutouts of FHO holding a bowl of noodles wearing her trademark "Do you get the picture?" expression. 

Then someone suggested that she should grace the cover of the Fiona Ho Magazine, FHM for short. Someone had a very graphic narrative on her appearance if she did appear on FHM. Unfortunately, because this blog is not supposed to have explicit content, It shall not be written here. Sorry :)

Someone suggested that we look for a good picture of FHO so that we can photoshop a spoof FHM cover page :)

This blog seems to be covering rather sensational stuff. Maybe I should start writing scandals. I think I wanna be a journalist when I grow up. I think this blog is turning into some kind of tabloid.

Which is exactly the way I want it to be :)