Laughing Matters

From Elliott's blog [edits in brackets]....

Acting cute: how to get away with anything

Step 1. Think of a victim, and a prank to play on them.
get a person who is not likely to get viciously aggressive, like uhh [Jonathan Tang]!
the prank in mind can be almost anything.. allow me to list a number:

-pointing at their chest, making them look down, then flicking your finger off their nose.
-the old tapping the shoulder, making them turn their face into a waiting finger. I personally like to replace the finger with a highlighter or pen. more fun.
-or maybe not a prank, a comment that takes a moment for the person to figure out that it is teasing him/her is also fun..

Step 2. Approach the person, acting normally. Keep a straight face, as chuckling will give you away. Engage in a boring conversation, then when the person is least suspecting it. unleash your prank..

Step 3. ensure that you stay and laugh at the person for at least a few seconds, before he/she decides to kill you.

Step 4. Give a little wail (ahhh!) and run away in a most comical fashion, arms flailing. Dont run too fast though, you want the person to catch you after all.

Step 5. Get caught. Now you must act cute. Cover your face with your arms and squint your eyes, attempting to squeeze your expression into the smallest size possible.

Step 6. Allow the person to "mock" beat you up, whimpering " oh pleasee no!" in a falsetto voice.

Step 7. beg for the person's mercy and forgiveness " pwease forgive mee!" allow person to let you off 'just this once'

Step 8. Repeat Step 1. Preferably on same person.

Oh yeah, I was sitting with Jeremy and Joshua for chemistry. It was super funny XD They make so much fun out of Mr Peter Tan. I so wanna do this for the rest of the year XD Anyway, today he started talking about a certain chemist called Antoine Lavoisier and how he died by the guillotine. Then Richard purposely asked what was a guillotine, to see what kind of reaction he would get. Then Mr Peter Tan started to explain what it was with the help of a diagram on the whiteboard XD

"Its a kind of cutting device"

"Then the blade falls here and ...."

(when class laughs) "Why you all laugh? Its not funny its meant to kill people."

"Aiyah, its very horrible. I don't want to talk about it lah..."

Mr Peter Tan on chemistry topic....

PT: So do you understand how it works?

Class: No, not really

PT: Aiyah, nevermind lah.

Played badminton for the whole of PE and half of recess..... super fun XD Oh yeah, don't play against Richard. He always holds up his racket so that it bounces the shuttlecock just over the net, so it falls down on your side only a few inches from the net...... XD

During Art.....

Bryce: I love you, you love me, we are one big family....

Me: That is sad.

Barnabas: That was so.... direct

At the end of Art kena scolding by art teacher because we kinda lost focus and were like not doing anything for the last hour. Then some year 5's also kena scolding because they interrupt our lesson. XD

Ate pizza in the car on the way home XD